Defcon 4: “W.T.F.?”
Defcon 3: “What the fuck?”
Defcon 2.5 “What in the fuck?” (The “in” adds gravity.)
Defcon 2: “Tha’ fuck?”
Defcon 1: “Fuck?”
I mean, really. Fuck, man? i’-ta’ fuck?
I go away for a month, come back, and shit’s all fucked up. What happened here? Either Hope is being slandered horribly, or call me shocked and blindsided. She always seemed like a great person. I just can’t imagine her cheating on her husband. I will have another epistemic crisis, a collapse of confidence what little sanity the world seems to have, if this seemingly heroic woman turns out to have bitten faildirt in such a primal, unambiguously nefarious way.
Please clue me in, because I’m shocked. ‘Fuck happened here, people?